My last job was at a union advocacy organization, and I am a former union member (WBNG). I was actually the shop steward and I was on the bargaining committee, so I know a little bit about contract negotiations. Usually, workers make contract demands, employers refuse to meet these demands, workers go out on strike until the dispute is settled (okay, it is a little more involved than that, but I'm just giving you the gist here). Unfortunately, in this situation, I'm management (boo!) and I've never bargained from this side of the table before. But I am totally willing to negotiate. I figure Oscar must have some demands, but since he can't talk I need to figure out what they are some other way. What do babies want?
More diaper changes!
More breast milk!
Oscar, you win! I give in to all of your demands, just please, please, take a real nap! My little guy is fighting the power, so technically I couldn't be more proud of him. I just wish the power wasn't me.