Oscar's gotten so good at creeping and crawling, I'm thinking of attaching Swiffer dust cloths to his tummy so he can clean the floor while he's motoring around. His clothes to such a great job of picking up animal fur and dirt invisible to the naked eye, I can only imagine how well a Swiffer would do.
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.