So, it happen, folks. It finally happened. It didn't happen even one time while I was pregnant with Oscar. I was all like "That must only happen to OLDER pregnant ladies." I was wrong.
This weekend, when I sneezed, I peed myself. For real. And I'm not talking about a little leakage here. I'm talking about crotch-soaking-peeing-myself.
It was so much, for a second I though my water broke. But, no, it was urine. My own. I didn't even feel like I had to pee. It was like my body was just holding a little, just to give me a nice area of moisture in my crotch. Disgusting, I know.
I seriously did 100 kegals a day for two months after having Oscar to re-tighten all that business up. Apparently, it was to no avail. Incontinence is common in pregnant women, and more common in second plus pregnancies. So I'm a prime candidate.
And so I sit, afraid to laugh to hard, afraid to sneeze, lest I be left in a puddle of my own urine.
Think about that for a minute.