So I guess I do have something to blog today.
The other morning, I got dressed and was brushing my teeth, per usual. Except when I went to spit the tooth paste foam out of my mouth, instead of landing in the sink, IT LANDED ON MY BOOB. As in, my boobs are so big, they OBSCURE the sink. And I don't mean a little spray of tooth paste foam landed on my boob, I mean the whole freakin mouthful.
Boobs larger than sinks = bio hazard. And I'm not even going to start on the amount of crumbs, etc. that get caught in my bra between my cleavage, since my freakishly large boobs also completely obscure whatever plate I'm eating over top of. I swear it's a veritable crumb shower when I undress in the evenings. It's like I need a bib or something.