Monday, November 3, 2008

35 Weeks - HOLY SHIT I'M ENORMOUS!

Okay, are you ready for the monstrosity that is my pregnant belly?

This picture was taken two days ago and I swear I'm even larger. And, just in case you are thinking, "Oh, Jenni, you're not that big, really. You look fantastic." Please look at the photo below, in which I am 36 weeks (one week further along) with Oscar.



I am seriously frighteningly large. I feel like I could have this baby at many moment. I am literally filled to the gills with baby. It's limbs are so jammed up in my ribs, I think the little (humongous) sucker might come climb out of my mouth.

33 days to go, people, 33 days to go.

12 comments:

Casey said...

Hah, I felt the same way my second pregnancy. I got WAY bigger and the baby was a pound and a half smaller than my first... Good luck with the next few weeks, it must be getting hard to chase Oscar around with an extra baby in tow..

Veronica said...

It's getting closer! And you look great.

bsouth said...

Have you measured the circumference of your bump? I was 4 foot around with my son!

steenky bee said...

Holy belly! Pregnancy is beautiful. That belly is gorgenormous. I just made that up... A mix between gorgeous and enormous. Also? Did you want me to stop calling you all together, of just to stop calling you a Hooker? I mean, come on? Calling a pregnant lady a hooker? Is there anything quite as fufulling?

crazylovescompany said...

You crack me up. I'll post a pic of me, now at 35 weeks and I'm willing to bet I'm more ginormous, and it's our first! Do you ever get used to all the moving around? I think she's going to pop out my belly button, or bust out a rib.

Sprite's Keeper said...

Oh, I love baby belly! Just chock full of babilicious chomping of cheeks! I'm gonna go stalk my husband for one now...

Xbox4NappyRash said...

Wow, is your mum still talking to you?

Cameron said...

As a 'dude', I have a couple comments. First of all, some guys (me included, I'm a perv like that) think pregnant chicks are haaawwwttt, you know the glowing and all that. Second of all, yes you're getting bigger. Probably has something to do with the person inside you. You get a free pass during this time. ;) Enjoy it, the ride will soon be over. And for god's sake, sleep as much as possible the next few weeks.

blissfullycaffeinated said...

Beautiful belly! I get ENORMOUS when pregnant, so I know it's really uncomfortable.

Hang in there, lady.

kittyconcerto.com said...

But you look so cute! Here's hoping the baby comes sooner rather than later!

Captain Dumbass said...

Second time you always get bigger, but don't worry about it, like Cameron said, pregnant woman are sexy. And not in any weird fetish way, they just are. Granted, this is probably the least sexy you've ever felt, but there it is.

moo said...

You look fantastic!! It's getting close ... I'm so excited for you! Have you got some names picked out yet?