Monday, December 15, 2008

Baby Jesus Due to Arrive on Christmas Day

Well goddamn my womb must be the motherf-ing Ritz Carlton.

So, yeah, I'm still pregnant. And no, I don't want to talk about it.

I'm nine days overdue. NINE. I've been having contractions 20-25 minutes apart for TWO DAYS. Enough is enough already.

17 comments:

Talina said...

So sorry hun! The baby isn't ready yet :-(
I want to read the birth story so bad so hurry up and have it okay? Just kidding. Rest up and keep us posted.

Katie said...

Seriously, that kid needs to come out already! Hang in there!

Veronica said...

I suggest a trampoline. Surely all the downward pressure as you bounce couldn't hurt, right?

Heh.

You know where I am if you feel the need to complain. I will listen and send you contraction-y thoughts.

And then? I will try and think up replies so funny that you laugh so hard the baby HAS to come out.

Cameron said...

Wow....I'm actually pretty surprised they let you keep that thing in there. Our doc wanted to fetch our kids like a week early, just because they were afraid the wife wouldn't be able to push them out if they got too big.

Sarah's Blogtastic Adventures said...

So exciting! Shoot for December 20th Thats my 4th baby's birthday : )

Keely said...

Um, s/he'll be well done?

blissfully caffeinated said...

Oh dear.

My mother-in-law swears that walking brings on labor. So hup-two-three-four there sister. Or you could just lay around moaning. That's my usual labor strategy.

Hugs and luck!

Veronica said...

You know I am checking in here obsessively, right? Heh. Thinking of you.

Baby Bunching said...

good grief. As I clinked on your link today I kept saying "I hope she finally had that baby!" it's a good way to keep me reading several times a day. :-)

Super Ninja Mommy said...
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Super Ninja Mommy said...

Oh I know that feeling!! My first was 11 days late, and no amount of coaxing would get her out. SHe finally just came out on her own, late to her own party.

DS (3 months) was 4 days early, but I was in labor with him for DAYS. Freakin DAYS. I remember sitting on my brother's couch on Labor Day (9/1) and everyone was freaking out because I was contracting every four minutes. And then DS didn't come till the 4th. (Aren't subsequent babies supposed to be easier!?)
When i went to the hospital I was 6cm dialted and it STILL took 20 hours for him to show up.

Hang in there! You can't be pregnant forever!!!

(reposted because my crackhead ass can't type.)

Casey said...

Holy crap dude, and I was guessing Thanksgiving... I knew it might be ONE of the holidays.
Pop that damn kid out already, would ya? Sorry Sprout is taking his/her damn time.....you must be miserable.

montana said...

10th day is a charm??...like Aidan :)

Krystal said...

dude!! I don't know what to say except I am hoping for a pre-christmas miracle!!!

Veronica said...

I'm hoping that everything is going well for you and that you are all well and safe.

xxx

Becky said...

I cannot even believe it. I hadn't been by in a few days and I thought, "I bet I missed the baby!"

But you know, it will happen. I know you know. You said you didn't want to talk about it and here I am talking about it. . .

Kat said...

You poor thing!