8:00am - Oscar wakes up. Mommy dresses him, herself, puts away laundry, and the two head downstairs for breakfast.
8:45am - Oscar and Mommy enjoy cinnamon toast for breakfast. Yum!
9:00am - Miles wakes up. Mommy brings him downstairs, changes him, nurse him, while Oscar quietly "reads" books in his chair.
9:45am - Miles enjoys tummy time and plays on his mat while Mommy and Oscar play with Mega Bloks.
10:15am - Diaper changes all around!
10:30am - Mommy nurses Miles while Oscar rocks his Bunny in the swing.
11:00 - Oscar begins melting down - Mommy puts him down for his nap and proceeds to change and nurse Miles.
11:10am - Oscar begins screaming like a banshee.
11:20am - Oscar stops screaming.
11:30am - Miles is asleep! Mommy places him in his chair and beings to sort and pre-treat stained laundry.
11:35am - Miles begins crying.
11:37am - Mommy begins nursing Miles again. Simultaneously, Oscar begins screaming like a banshee. Again.
11:45am - Miles is asleep (again.) Mommy heads upstairs to comfort Oscar.
11:49am - Mommy is rocking Oscar, trying to convince him that although he does not want to nap, his bunny does. Miles begins squawking.
11:52am - Miles stops squawking. Mommy puts Oscar (and his bunny) down (again) for nap time.
11:53am - Oscar begins screaming like a banshee.
11:53 and 12 seconds - Miles begins squawking.
11:54am - Mommy's head explodes; dogs lick brain matter off the floor.
11:55am - Mommy changes Miles from head to toe (yay, baby poop!) and nurses him.
11:57am - Oscar stops screaming. Mommy nures Miles. We all fall asleep.
Repeat on Thursday.