In honor of the return of American Idol (don't judge), a list of ways my mom is exactly like Paula Abdul.
1. She wears tons and tons of jewelry, including seven rings and dangley earrings.
2. She has big hair
3. She found Emilio Estevez attractive in the 90s
4. Her outfits sometimes looks like costumes
5. She loves Coke (the soda, dummies)
6. She likes younger men
7. Even when she's being mean, she does it in a nice way
8. When she claps her hands, her fingers to not touch
9. She's 5'2"
10. Sometimes she's incoherent
11. She confuses easily
12. She can bust a move - my mom was on a television dance show in the 60s
13. She's unpredictable
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