Scene: Two weeks ago, the Oscarelli Family kitchen. Jenni is fixing dinner, Nelson has a whining Miles in a carrier and is chasing Oscar in and out of the kitchen.
Jenni (not holding a child for the first time in eight hours): Nelson, thank you so much for watching the boys while I cook dinner. You have no idea how much easier it is to prepare food without one kid hanging off my boob and the other hanging off my leg. You are really doing a great job with them.
Nelson (out of breath from chasing Oscar): Really? I mean, all I'm doing is barely containing the chaos.
Jenni: Welcome to my world.