Scene: Jenni reading celebrity gossip magazine. Oscar sidles over to "read" over my shoulder.
Jenni (to Oscar) : What do you see, baby?
Oscar (pointing to a picture of Heidi Klum): Mom. Mom. Mommy.
Jenni: Aww, thank you, baby. I wish I had those legs. What else to you see?
Oscar (pointing to a picture of Matthew McConaughey) : Dada!
Jenni: He's cute enough, but Dada has longer arms. Mr. McConaughey has little T-Rex arms.
Jenni flips page.
Oscar (points to a picture of Britney Spears) : BIG BIRD! BIG BIRD! BIG BIRD!
Jenni: Yes, baby, something like that.