Alternate Title: Yes, I am Really This Boring
Jenni (reading email): So, my mom wrote me an email telling me she'd finally gotten her new cat, but I never even knew she was getting a cat.
Nelson (watching Gangland): Huh.
Jenni: It was like she though we had a conversation about her getting new cat, but we didn't, and she just picked up the conversation where it left off.
Jenni: But we never had the conversation, so I'm reading the email and I'm like, "What cat? What are you talking about?"
Jenni: Oh, she sent a picture of the new cat. Aww, she's cute!
Jenni: Mom named her Lilly, with two "l"s, because she can't spell! Ha ha!
Nelson: What? Did you just say your mom shaved her lily?
Jenni: No. What?! NO! NO! What does that mean? Why would I say that? NOOOOOO! [Jenni falls to the floor and quivers like midwestern jellied side dish , a horrible image burned forever in her mind]