Scene: Yesterday evening, post bath. Oscar has dashed, naked, from the bathroom into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom. Mommy follows about 10 seconds behind, and finds Oscar on top of the bed and a large puddle of liquid beside the bed.
Mommy: Oscar, did you pee-pee on the floor?
Oscar: Yeah, I making mess with penis.
Mommy: Oscar, what? What did you just say?
Oscar: I making mess with penis, Mom! I making mess with penis.
Daddy: Hahaha! Technically, he's right.
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.