Oscar: What's that, Mommy? (points to a picture in a book)
Jenni: That's a corn car. That's a corn cob made into a car.
Oscar: Oh. What's Dora's name?
Jenni: Her name is Dora, silly. What's your name?
Oscar: My name is Oscar!
Jenni: That's right! What's my name?
Oscar: Your name is Jenni!
Jenni: Right! What's this guy's name? (motions to Miles)
Oscar: That's my brother Miles. He's a turd.
Miles: Hee, hee! IIIIIIEEEEEEE!