Scene: The Oscarelli (under duress) Family Bed. Present are Jenni, Nelson, and Oscar.
Time: 3AM, Tuesday
Miles: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAA! WA WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA![Translation: OMFG! GET ME OUTTA HERE! I FEEL AWFUL! SOMEONE HELP ME! THIS IS WHAT DEATH MUST FEEL LIKE!]
Jenni: Nelson. Go get the baby and rock him, okay?
Nelson gets out of bed and rocks Miles for approximately 15 minuets. Brings Miles to bed.
Time: 3:45AM, Tuesday
Miles: A cha mama na na. Sigh.
Jenni trying not to move.
Miles: Unnhh. Uh. Wa!
Miles stage dives over Oscar to reach Jenni, kicking Oscar in the face.
Oscar: No! I don't like that! I don't like that! Miles, NO!
Miles: Hee hee!
Jenni frantically disentangles Miles's feet from Oscar's face. Nelson continues snoring.
Jenni: Nelson! Can you help me?
Nelson: Wha? What?
Jenni: Get Oscar from underneath Miles.
Nelson grabs Oscar. Miles settles in. On Jenni's neck. Like a 22lb flesh scarf.
Time: 3:50AM - 5:00AM, Tuesday
Miles has been tossing and turning and flopping around on JENNI'S NECK for over an hour, alternately sighing heavily and staring inches from her face. Oscar has throwing the lower half of his body over Jenni's abdomen and has been kicking liberally. Nelson has been sleeping peacefully.
Jenni: Nelson. NELSON.
Jenni: I need you to take Miles.
Nelson: Humph. FINE. Give him to me.
Jenni: You have to come and take him.
Nelson: Pass him over here.
Jenni: No, you don't understand. He's on my neck. I can't even move.
Nelson: Humph. Fine.
Nelson takes Miles, who wakes indignantly. Rocks him for a half an hour. Returns to bed.
Time: 5:30AM, Tuesday
Miles almost immediately lunges over Oscar to Jenni.
Oscar: I DON'T LIKE THAT! I DON'T LIKE THAT!
Jenni once again disentangles Miles's feet from Oscar's face. Miles wraps himself around Jenni's head, like a 22lb flesh hat and settles in.
Time: 5:40AM, Tuesday
Jenni's Alarm Sounds
Repeat scene. Every night. For the rest of my life.