Scene: The living room. Oscar is playing store with a photo printer. The printer is a cash register.
Oscar: Momma, do you need a new orange thing?
Jenni: Yes, Oscar, I need a new Orange thing.
Oscar messes with "cash register."
Oscar: Okay, here you go Momma, a new orange thing!
Jenni: Oh, thank you so much. It's just want I wanted.
Oscar messes with "cash register"
Oscar: Here's your change!
Oscar: Do you want some candy, Momma? Here's some candy for you.
Jenni: Thank you!
Oscar: Eat it!
Jenni mimes eating pretend candy.
Jenni: Nom, nom, nom. Wow, this is some delicious candy.
Oscar: Thank you!
Oscar messes with cash register.
Oscar: Here you go Momma. A new bag of shit.
Jenni and Jenni's mom exchange a look.
Jenni: What did you just give me, Oscar?
Oscar: A bag of shit. From the store.
Jenni barely containing laughter, tries to parent.
Jenni: Oscar, that's a grown up word. Little boys stay, "stuff." You give me a bag of "stuff."
Oscar: Okay, Momma. I give you a bag of stuff.