I woke up this morning and said to myself, "Ah, it's Wednesday! I love Wednesdays!"
And then I remembered it was Tuesday.
Number of children I have: TWO
Number of times my children woke me up last night: FIVE
Number of elevator rides we took into/home from DC on Sunday: THIRTEEN
Number of different elevators we rode in: NINE
Number of elevators devoid of urine: EIGHT
Percentage of behinds that I am personally responsible for wiping in my house: SEVENTY-FIVE
Number of behinds I wipe a day: A LOT
Number of time-outs Oscar received yesterday: TWO
Number of diapers I changed yesterday: TEN
Number of times I wiped pee off my floor: TWO (If you count cleaning the bathroom, which I do)
Number of pounds I gained over the holidays: NINE
Number of pounds I've lost since January 1: NINE
Number of books I've read on my new Kindle: SEVEN
Number of unread items in my reader: SIXTY-EIGHT (not bad!)