And then I remembered it was Tuesday.
Number of children I have: TWO
Number of times my children woke me up last night: FIVE
Number of elevator rides we took into/home from DC on Sunday: THIRTEEN
Number of different elevators we rode in: NINE
Number of elevators devoid of urine: EIGHT
Percentage of behinds that I am personally responsible for wiping in my house: SEVENTY-FIVE
Number of behinds I wipe a day: A LOT
Number of time-outs Oscar received yesterday: TWO
Number of diapers I changed yesterday: TEN
Number of times I wiped pee off my floor: TWO (If you count cleaning the bathroom, which I do)
Number of pounds I gained over the holidays: NINE
Number of pounds I've lost since January 1: NINE
Number of books I've read on my new Kindle: SEVEN
Number of unread items in my reader: SIXTY-EIGHT (not bad!)
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8 comments:
Good for you for losing 9 pounds!!! I aim to lose 9 and then the other 20 attached to those 9...
Happy RTT!!
Hooray for you and the weight loss! I wish I could say the same thing...I'm stuck.
I'm so glad that I'm only responsible for wiping my own behind these days.
Jan
I avoid using the elevators in the metro. Even when I have luggage. My urine smell tolerance is zero. Then the elevator would smell like uriny vomit.
I'm currently down to 50% on the tush wiping. ANd we embark on the training pahse this summer. Then I'm down to 25%. I'm so looking forward to that day!
You already lost the holiday weight? I have to hate you a little.
xoxo
We all need to know how the weight loss happened! You should market your plan, I'd know I'd join.
Awesome on the weightloss and I hear you on the diaper changes! You think these kids would learn to do it themselves!
Congrats on the 9 and 9. Must be the work out from the sleep loss and butt wiping.
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