Oscar: Why is Darth Vader a bad guy?
Jenni: Because he's a Sith. He succumbed to the dark side of the Force instead of using the good side of the Force, like Jedi.
Oscar: But why did he become a Siff?
Jenni: Well, a lot of bad things happened to Darth Vader when he was younger that made him really sad and angry, and made think all people were bad, so the power of the dark side seemed appealing and a good way to exact revenge.
Oscar: What's revenge?
Jenni: Revenge is like when you hit Miles and then Miles hits you back. Miles is getting revenge on you by hitting you back.
Oscar: Oh, okay. Revenge is not good.
Jenni: Not usually, no.
Oscar: Are all Siffs bad guys.
Oscar: Who are some other Siffs?
Jenni: Uh, lets see...there's the Emperor. Emperor...Palpatine? Yes, Emperor Palpatine. He's also called Darth Sidious. He's Darth Vader's boss.
Oscar: Darth Sithious?
Jenni: Darth SID-EE-OS. Sidious.
Oscar: What does he look like?
Jenni: He wear's a black hooded robe and he has a really wrinkly white face and yellow eyes.
Oscar: Can you show me a picture?
Jenni: Sure [pulls up picture of Darth Sidious on iPhone]
Oscar: Why he look like that?
Jenni: Because he's super evil.
Oscar: He's Darth Vader's boss?
Oscar: Who is Darth Vader the boss of?
Jenni: He's the boss of the Storm Troopers.
Oscar: The one with the white helmets?
Oscar: Are they Siffs?
Jenni: No, they're clones.
Oscar: Whey they're not Siffs?
Jenni: Because they don't know how to use the Force. And they use guns instead of lightsabers. Only Jedi and Sith use lightsabers.
Oscar: Okay. Why to only Siffs and Jedis have lightsavers?
Jenni: I'm not sure why they have them, but all Jedi and Sith have lightsabers. That is their weapon of choice.
Oscar: Okay. What's another Siff?
Jenni: Darth Maul.
Oscar: Darth Maul. What he looks like?
Jenni: He has red and black skin and no hair and horns on his head and sharp pointy teeth.
Oscar: Why he have sharp pointy teeth?
Jenni: Because he's evil! And you know what's really cool about Darth Maul?
Jenni [taking Oscar's Lightsaber to demonstrate]: You know how your Darth Vader lightsaber has a plasma blade coming out of the top? [Oscar nods] Well, Darth Maul's lightsaber has a plasma blade coming out of the top and the bottom!
Oscar: Whoa, cool!
Jenni: I know!
Oscar: Can I see a picture of Darth Maul?
Jenni: Sure. [Pulls up photos of Darth Maul on iPhone]
Oscar: Why he looks like that?
Jenni: He's some kind of alien, and that is just how those aliens look, just like you look how you look and I look how I look.
Oscar: What's another Siff?
Jenni: Sorry, buddy, but that's all the Siths I know.
Oscar: Oh. Well, what about Darth Vader's kid?
Jenni: Luke Skywalker? He's not a Sith. He's a Jedi.
Oscar: Why he's a Jedi?
Jenni: Because he uses he good side of the Force.
Oscar: Can I see a picture of him?
Jenni: Yeah, sure, but lets go to my computer so we can see a bigger picture. [Pulls up picture of Skywalker on computer. Oscar is unimpressed.]
Oscar: What are some other Jedis?
Jenni: There's Mace Windu [Pulls up picture of Mace Windu]
Oscar: Who else is a Jedi?
Jenni: Obi-Wan Kenobi [pulls up pictures of both old and young Obi Wan]
Oscar: Who else?
Jenni: Yoda, of course.
Oscar: Yoda is not a Jedi!
Jenni: Yeah he is! He's one of the most powerful Jedi that ever lived!
Oscar: He doesn't look like a Jedi. He's too small.
Jenni: It does not matter how you look, Oscar. Anyone can be a Jedi if they know how to use the good side of the Force. It doesn't matter how big or small.
Oscar: Does Yoda fight Darth Vader?
Oscar: Does Yoda win?
Jenni: No, Darth Vader wins.
Oscar: Does Darth Vader kill Yoda?
Jenni: Kind of, but Jedi don't really die. They become part of the Force (ed. note: this is just my theory.)
Oscar: But you say the good guys always win.
Jenni: Eventually, they do. Sometime it just takes awhile.
Oscar: Okay. What's another Jedi?
Jenni: Another Jedi? Uhh...Qui-Gon Jinn! Yes, Qui-Gon Jinn. [Pulls up photo of Qui-Gon Jinn]
Oscar: Why is hair look like that? Why they all wearing brown robes?
Jenni: Well, I guess because Jedi are really in tune with nature, because the Force is part of nature? I don't know, Oscar, I never really thought about their clothes before.
Oscar: What's another Jedi?
Jenni: I don't know any other Jedi.
Oscar: What's another Siff?
Jenni: I don't know any other Sith.
Oscar: There are no more Siff or Jedi?
Jenni: No, there are more, I just don't know about them.
Oscar: Okay, well you find them and then tell me about them, okay?
Jenni: Okay, Oscar. I'll do my best.
Oscar: Okay! Which Siff you think I am?
Jenni: Which Sith do you want to be?
Oscar: The one with the white face.
Jenni: Sidious? Good choice. He's the most powerful.
Oscar: Okay, and you can be the red guy. Let's go!
Jenni: Darth Maul? Awesome! Let's go!