Scene: Oscarelli family living room, this afternoon, after preschool pick-up
Oscar: Oh, no!
Jenni: What's up?
Oscar: I forgot my thing?
Jenni: Your thing?
Oscar: My thing that smells like lemons. I forgot it at school.
Jenni: Thing that smells like lemons? Thing that smells like lemons.
A light bulb goes of over Jenni's head.
Jenni: The wine cork. You mean the wine cork. You took the wine cork to school.
Oscar: The thing that smells like lemons*.
Jenni: You left it at school.
Oscar: I guess.
Jenni: [sighs] You left a wine cork at your school.
Jenni: Oh, Oscar.
Oscar wanders off. End scene.
*To be fair, that Chardonnay bled did have citrus notes.