Oscar: MOM! Come look! There are two squirrels in the tree!
Jenni: Look at that!
Squirrels are biting, fighting.
Jenni: It looks like they are playing.
Oscar: Yeah, they're playing!
One squirrel begins humping the other squirrel.
Oscar: Now they're hugging! They must really love each other.
Jenni: Yes, I'm sure they do.
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5 comments:
He'll leave her. Squirrels are complete commitment phobes.
Yep, true love, until the next cute squirrel come along and flashes her tail at him.
Oh goodness. There is so much love in nature if we are just looking. Love and humping.
Classic!
All I ever needed to know I learned from squirrels. Or something like that.
My 13 yr old gets a kick when I tell him that squirrel is a word he could not pronounce when he was little!
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