Remember five minutes ago when I was all wordless for Wednesdays? Well, scratch that.
I have a confession. And embarrassing and shameful and tawdry confession. Are you ready?
I will NOT be watching the presidential debate this evening.
I'm not skipping it because I'm politically apathetic (I'm just the opposite); I'm not skipping it because I already know who I'm voting for (although I do); I'm not even skipping it because it is guaranteed to be boring as hell (and it certainly will be.)
No, I'm skipping tonight's presidential debate, the last debate in the most important election of my lifetime thus far, I'm skipping it because I absolutely cannot miss the season finale of Project Runway.
I mean, it's Fashion Week! The entire collections of the three top designers, Kenley, Korto, and LeAnn, will be revealed! Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum and Micheal Kors and Nina Garcia will all be there, not to mention all kinds of celebrities in the audience. I've waited all season for this moment. I simply cannot miss it now.
I know that these debates are scheduled like a year in advance, and the Commission on Presidential Debates could have had no way of knowing when the season finale of Project Runway would air. And lets be honest here. Which program is going to be more exciting? The one with cutting edge fashion, nasty attitudes, and loads of celebrities, or the one with two guys in suits repeating themselves over and over?
I mean, the candidates aren't going to say anything different tonight, right? Obama will be all like, "He's just like George Bush!" and McCain will be all like, "You can't trust that whippersnapper!" So they are sitting at a table facing each other this time. Big whoop. Nothing either one of them will say is going to change my mind at this point, so I might as well watch something with a little suspense, a little excitement, a little style, right?